Oh Lord won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz October 19, 2007

So I am the proud owner of a red JEEP Cherokee that has many issues. For one it randomly will or will not open it’s windows.  The trunk was mended with bond that was very heavy so we’d have to replace the entire piece to correct the fact that it tries to decapitate you each time you open it.  The least of it’s issues is the A/C doesn’t work. Well TODAY it started hurling dark foam pieces at me that I initially thought were bugs. I veered to the side of the road screaming to my kids cover you eyes and keep your mouth shut (I don’t know… I thought the bugs would attack these areas) but when I stopped with all intentions of abandoning the piece of crap I inspected tha large man eating spider on my leg to find it was a piece of foam. So I get to my destination and run inside as it is pouring rain-come out-I had left the lights on. Still I blame this on the automobile as I am certain he is posessed and just to toy with me decided to turn them on himself and almost entirely drain my battery. My vehicle and I we have never been friends and  doubt we ever will be…I have named him but I can’t tell ya what I call him-it isn’t very nice.