where the cops are when the moron pig headed a-hole makes a left in front of me causing me to jam on my breaks so hard I come to a screeching halt only inches away from him, causing my water bottle to fly up and hit me in the arm-’cause they sure as hell are there when I don’t quite make a complete stop at a stop sign when there are absolutely NO cars approaching because it’s the middle of the night and they are sure there when when my husband goes over the limit a bit-WHERE are they when there are real alarming idiots causing real danger?! Where are they then huh?